image
image

hey so what the fuck was this about

are these not, basically, wedding vows

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild’s credits have almost exclusively Japanese people in them; but one name sticks out:

image

By searching around, people have found this forum post from 2007:

image

Follow your dreams.

reblog if ur proud of corey

He got a promotion for Tears of the Kingdom!!

image

image

Hardest fits of all time

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

image

it’s coelacanth saturday, boys

image

Sometimes coelacanth Saturday comes with a whole new coelacanth ~

image

Digital linework drawing of a coelacanth in a pink, purple, and blue color scheme on a black background. Text reads "I Lived, Bitch!". Surrounding the coelacanth are small sparkles.

COELACANTH SATURDAY!!!

okay i’m awake time to write for my silly little phone spiders

image

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

image
image

you understand

spencerthespacer-deactivated202

image

HEAVY George Costanza vibes in this post

image

for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme

image

For everybody who's been here a while and felt like Wiley E. Coyote just after running off the edge of the cliff when they scrolled down to find nothing below

dashboard simulator may 2023

mutual 1: fuck this stupid job im killing myself

mutual 2: Isn't it so crazy how we're all getting older and our bodies are breaking down and we all know we have to start living healthier and better but we're just stuck in a terrible cycle and the patterns are repeating and repeating and repeating

mutuasl 3-5: I need kpop boy hole NOW

mutuals 6-7: I need weird old man hole NOW

mutual 8: Send roman roy to the reeducation camp

mutual 9: [painstakingly detailed director's commentary on the fanfic they just posted]

mutual 10: I can't stand [mutual 4]'s ass

mutual 11: who else 4loko drunk at work on a wednesday at 11am!!!!!

mutual 12: fuck this stupid grad program im killing myself

My cat loves to groom me and my two theories are a) I have a good Flavor or b) she looks at my ungainly human proportions and thinks "My god... how does this creature clean herself... she needs some shmapoo and condishioner...."

image
image

KITTY LOVE ME!!!!!

Daycare teacher: We never use time-outs. But we have a designated "me-space" where the kids themselves can choose to go if they feel the need for some quiet time alone.

My kid, a few weeks later: That's the "me-space" (points). That's where the teachers put [name] when he is being too loud.

-Ursula K Le Guin, The Dispossessed

1 2 3 4 5 Next